I went to the store today with the sole aim of buying diapers. I returned to the house with milk, cereal, cottage cheese, baby biscuits, whipped cream, frozen peas, yogurt, broccoli, bread, oranges, strawberries, honey, bananas, bell peppers, carrots, and a thing of gum. The diapers were missing. It seems that babies don't understand what, "Hold on to these for a minute, okay, buddy?" means.
God bless the guy at laiki who found the diapers, hid them behind his table, and handed them to me when I returned, sweaty and chagrined.