It's quarter to 1am, and I just engaged in a serious conversation about the biological appropriateness of a toddler using a diaper overnight. To be honest, I'm not even sure if that's what was bothering him, or if it was more of a routine existential crisis. Whatever it was, it ended happily with me handing him his monster truck school bus, and him willingly submitting to his diaper.
Thought I'd crawl in here and update you about my performance as a parent.
Good night. Please.