Thursday, September 15, 2016

Terribly Cute

Phil is out of town again, and Bella is terrible. Despite the fact that I bought her, brush her, bathe her, and take her on walks, Phil is the Alpha. As soon as he leaves, Bella becomes extremely anxious, and aggressive to strangers. She barks at everything, and sometimes nothing. Today, she lunged at an old man because he dared to look at her.

She's just all-around killable at the moment.

Today, I invented lyrics to the tune of a kid's song about kicking her out of the house. I can't remember the song or the lyrics, but it was good.

Every time I'm about to explode, she goes and does something like this:




Or this:



Or this:


I can't stay mad at that.

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