In the true spirit of love, here's some of the junk you can buy for V Day:
|Nothing says, "Be My Valentine," like giving the person you love a sheer, red, lace thong packaged like a rose instead of an actual rose. Pro tip: Don't gift this unless you give the real gift immediately after.|
It was actually really cool to see a bunch of Valentine's stuff in the store. Globalization, man. It's not just something I had to study in that pointless International Marketing class. Seeing formerly religious-ish European holidays capitalized on for profit gives me hope that maybe one day Greece will jump on the Halloween bandwagon.
Happy Pre-Valentine's Day.